No longer will we let our children shame us into denying our demographic heritage!

No longer will we live the Grecian Formula lifestyle!

No longer will we keep our Fleetwood Mac albums in the attic!

There's no reason to be ashamed of your birth year! You are not alone. Hoo boy, not even close.

Now is the time to take back the early evening and reclaim our dignity.

And what better way to do it than with a Boomer on Board™ car window decal?

Here are just a few of the advantages to owning one or many of these life-changing decals:

Studies show that people who have a Boomer on Board decal on their cars have more sex, make more money, are better looking and are happier with all aspects of their lives than people who don't have the decal.

Put one (or more) on your car(s) and see an instant end to "Can I have the keys"? Your kids would sooner chew off their own feet than be seen in your car now.

They remove cellulite, grow hair and cure ED.

They will be turning 40, 50, 60 -- even more.

And you will be called upon to find a gift for them. Something that says "I care" but that also says "Ha, you're a geezer too!" Something that welcomes them to the Boomerhood (its always a wonderful day in the Boomerhood) with a perfect blend of compassion and ridicule. Twist the knife, just twist it gently.

And nothing does all that like a Boomer on Board window decal.

Boomeranians -- throw away your mini vans and let's put a discount on every movie ticket and a Boomer on Board decal on every car! Boomism is powerful!